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vicious cycle

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

Lately I’ve been hearing some very bad nutrition advice coming from the mouths of young women. I grew up with a mom who was a kinesiology major and a major health nut, and I have written and edited a lot of articles about nutrition, so I guess I just assume certain things are common knowledge.
That [...]

that’s what friends are for

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

Dear Readers:
It has been brought to my attention that certain friends are in the process of trying to get knocked up. Since said friends are among my last remaining friends that are sans children, this completely freaks me out concerns me.
I am worried that said friends must be getting bored and, rather than get knocked [...]

redneck anniversary

Monday, July 14th, 2008

So, as you know, Saturday was our wedding anniversary. We already knew that this year’s celebration would be a little different than years past. We weren’t going to an exotic locale (and by “exotic” I mean Galveston or South Padre). Instead, we already knew that we were headed back to good ol’ College Station so [...]

five years

Saturday, July 12th, 2008

I still remember it like it was yesterday. After two and a half months apart, I was finally on my way to pick up my long-distance boyfriend from the airport in Houston. Even though I had to go to class that evening, I was wearing a denim skirt and heels to show off my fresh [...]

chick flicks

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

I’m going to let y’all in on a little secret. I’m not real into chick flicks. That’s right. I said it. You can revoke my chick card now. That’s not to say I don’t enjoy one every once in awhile. And there are a few I really love (*sigh* “Return to Me”). It’s just obnoxious [...]

river trip

Monday, July 7th, 2008

This weekend, we participated in a popular Texas summertime ritual: the river trip. For those who aren’t familiar, this involves gathering 20 of your closest friends (or in our case - twelve) and spending the weekend floating the Guadalupe and/or Comal River.

River trips often require an amazing amount of planning and logistics because coordinating a [...]

lost in translation

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

That’s right: two posts in less than 24 hours. Can you handle it?
I just got this email with strange foreign mistranslations, and I thought they were hilarious. I threw in a few pictures from Engrish.com in there as well. Enjoy!
Here are some interesting mistranslations:
In a Belgrade elevator:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. [...]

i might be insane

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

So I’m in the process of rewriting bios for everyone at my office to post on our Web site. In order to make them shorter, consistent, and more fun to read, I made a questionnaire for everyone to fill out. One of those questions was: “What is one thing that not many people know about [...]

my hero

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

As many of you know, I am what you call a grammar Nazi word nerd. I guess it’s because I’ve been a writer for so long, and I deal with the English language for a living.
I think my passionate hatred for bad grammar, spelling and punctuation escalated when I worked in the writing center of [...]

i have issues

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

In an attempt to keep myself occupied on Sunday afternoon while hubby is gone, I decided to do something I don’t do very often - I went shopping. By the end of the day, I was reminded why I don’t typically do this alone. My neurotic side came out in full force. There were things [...]