Jennifer Plesko

Recently, we got a menu on our door from a new local Chinese restaurant. It had been sitting on the counter for about a week, and I hadn’t paid much attention to it. But for some reason, after I came home from the gym last night, I was thinking about Chinese food. So I started flipping through the menu. All the standards were there … kung pao chicken, teriyaki, orange beef, General Tso’s, etc.

Then I saw they had a section called “Diet Favorites.” Awesome, I thought. I can do this without gaining back all the calories I just burned. But then I got a look at what was under that category …

I can’t decide if this is some sick joke, or if they just didn’t know what “Diet Favorites” is supposed to mean.