return of creepy myspace guy

by Jennifer ~ March 6th, 2008. Filed under: Uncategorized.
At the urging of several people, I deleted Creepy MySpace Guy (CMG) from my friends list last night. Since he has 613 friends, I figured he’d never even miss me. But, alas, I have underestimated the creepiness of CMG. This morning, when I logged on, there was a new message and friend request waiting for me! That’s right…out of over 600 people, he noticed I was missing. Not only did he ask if he did something wrong, he gave me an itinerary of his weekend in case I wanted to hang out.

THEN I check my friend request. Surely it can’t be. But it is. It’s him. And attached to it is another message asking what went wrong. My jaw was on the floor. I am completely thrown for a loop. And what’s worse is that I actually felt a little guilty for disappointing a complete stranger.

Well done, CMG…well done.

1 Response to return of creepy myspace guy

  1. Tootsie Farklepants

    Just ignore him. Eventually he’ll get it. Right?

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